NiggaNite's Journal

7:04am: Niggaz be TRIP-EN!!!
shee-zit, had to get up at muhfuggin two in the aftuh-NOON, yall! fuggin job in-too-vyew at duh Steak N' Da Shake. Muhfugga come up on me all "You wanna dem'strate poppa high-jeans." Yo, I told this fugga to muhfuggin step OFF. Da Nigga Nite's da man all BOUTS high-jeans, but he ain't no sucka. I keeps my riders LOW ta da GRIZ-ound! I keep my RAIDERS shiznit on TIGHT and da ladies know that the Prime-Beef NIGGA dat I am is all bouts the HEAT! WHOOO-WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! I gots to get goin welfare office open in anuther hour, an Nigga-Nite gots get PAY-ADDD!! WHOOOO WHOOOOOOO!!!!!!

9:42am: Sup NIGGAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
'sup, this-be yo master n the raster fo disastuh, the big WHOO-WHOOOOO hisself, Nigga Da Nite, also known as "niggah nite," "black sugar," "dark lightnin," an the one n only 'mazin N-D-NNNNNNNN!!!!!! Yo, dat shit be suckin it up a mile down my shiz-nitch! I likes to load up on the tokes and don't be harshin out my smokes! DAAAAYYY-AAMMMMMNNN!!!! i wanna give a shout-out to all my Oakland peeps who gots dey whistle-tips goin! YAY-suh, peace-out!